 Don’t miss the last train home to London or you’ll end up sitting in a motorway service station all night, making one cup of tea last all night because you dropped your wallet doing an impression of Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter. Trust us, we know.
Bring a change of top. Few festivals get as hot and steamy as Global Gathering. Girls, bring a spare fluffy bra.
Might be sacrilege to say, but it’s worth leaving an hour early to avoid the horrendous queues coming out of the event. Last year queue jumping led to a few minor 'road rage' incidents.
Pretty obvious one this, but the fact that it needs saying doesn’t say much for our intellect. Going on the fairground rides after a gallon of Strongbow is not recommended in any way, unless you’re bulimic or a member of the Jackass crew.
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