 Don’t assume that as a straight man, all the gay men will fancy you. They’ve about as much interest in your pot belly and red face as the Pope has in skateboard stickers.
Unless you want to be confronted by lots of couples ‘in flagrante delicto’ don’t walk off on your own behind the back of the tents. Stick to the Yellow Brick Road.
Map and compass may come in handy. Once you’ve lost your Mates (that’s friends, not condoms) you’ve about as much chance of finding them again as of finding Lord Lucan. Mind you, he’s supposed to be coming this year.
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